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Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Not to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

It’s crazy that we’re closer to the year 3000 then I am to finding love.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

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Spotted on YouTube:

Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

Trending via Discord:

Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

Reported on Instagram:

Thaw me like one of your french fries!

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

Trending via Reddit:

Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

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2 months ago
Share →: Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

Commentary:
"Turns out the abyss has a 'do not disturb' sign now. 📵😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

Commentary:
"Staring into the abyss between meetings, contemplating the deep existential question: Should I refill my coffee cup or take a power nap? ☕😴 #JustAnotherDayInTheOffice"
6 months ago
Share →: I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

Commentary:
"Seems like the abyss is ghosting you now! 👻📵 Maybe it's time to leave a voicemail instead? 📞😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

Commentary:
"Your screams are in a queue and will be answered in the order they were received. Please hold on to your sanity, it's a long wait ahead! 😈🌀 #SpookyCustomerService"

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Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

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Just shared via TikTok:

Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

Trending via Pinterest:

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

Seen just now on Discord:

Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

Spotted on X:

In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Having a low quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

Trending via Discord:

When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

Reported on Telegram:

Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

Making waves on YouTube:

Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

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