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Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

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I love when someone is like β€œI’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

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As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

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My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.

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Nobody knows my next move. Not even me.

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Moms be like, β€œYour cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

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I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

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Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

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Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

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How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

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You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

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I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.

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I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

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Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

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I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

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Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

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When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

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If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

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I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

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My shadow quit because I’m too boring.

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I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

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The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

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I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

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I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.

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Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

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I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

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Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

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I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

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“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

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The phrase “Treat yourself” has ruined my bank account and waistline.

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Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

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I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.

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The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.

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Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

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Math is like Chinese to me.

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I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

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After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

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Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

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The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

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Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

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