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Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

They say money doesn’t solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

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I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.

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Live now on Messenger:

What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

Spotted on Snapchat:

Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

Just shared via Instagram:

Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

Making waves on Telegram:

I got my superpowers when I was bitten by a radioactive idiot.

Just shared via Threads:

I only like when it rains when I’m home.

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I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

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There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

Going viral on Discord:

We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

Live now on WeChat:

Americans are funny, man. “It’s 72 degrees outside.” Bro, I don’t speak oven.

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95 shares on Instagram this month:

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Other people: You should get out of your comfort zone. Me: You should get out of my comfort zone.

74 shares on Slack this month:

Monday is already sending me threatening glances from across the room.

88 shares on Pinterest this month:

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

98 shares on Slack this month:

I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

24 shares on Reddit this month:

Girlhood is sitting down in a boiling hot shower instead of dealing with life.

30 shares on Messenger this month:

“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

54 shares on Facebook this month:

As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

47 shares on Snapchat this month:

If the number 666 is considered evil, then technically, 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.

84 shares on Twitch this month:

Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

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Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

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Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

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My body looks like I have a great personality.

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You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

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How old were you when you realized others couldn’t see the matrix?

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In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

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I’m done with dating sites and am now only focusing on food delivery people. They have a job, a car, and most importantly food.

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My account is fake, I’m actually your probation officer.

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So, technically, Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a few minutes.

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94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

Things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room, and you only went in there sometimes.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

If a billionaire is telling you to vote for someone, it’s probably in your best interest to vote for the other person.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Please make sure you are only drinking as much water as you REALLY need. We need that for the data centers. If you’re thirsty, AI is thirsty too.

Freshly posted on Threads:

This December is not Decembering like the other Decembers Decembered.

Trending via WeChat:

Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I bet she doesn’t even laugh at your dumb jokes the fake way I did.

Just landed via Discord:

If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

Trending via Telegram:

God invented war so that Americans can learn geography.

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