Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

The problem with salad is, it’s salad.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

An alcoholic morning show host becoming Secretary of War is some Kurt Vonnegut shit.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Oh, Amazon, no. Please do not tell me how many packages I had delivered this year; that is none of my business.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

It’s not you. Just the things you say, think, and do.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,753

Funny Quotes Topics

17,766

Funny Quotes Images

15,753

Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

3,713

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Telegram:

Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

Trending via X:

I don’t need a maid. I just need someone to tell me once a week that they’re coming to visit, and I’ll panic-clean my entire house in less than an hour.

Live now on Twitch:

Let me seduce you with my knowledge on useless things.

Just shared via Reddit:

Hit the vape till it tastes like technology.

Just shared via Messenger:

It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

Trending via X:

I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

Shared recently on Threads:

The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

Spotted on Messenger:

It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

Going viral on Telegram:

Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

Funny anonymity quotes

Funny anonymity quotes bring a hilarious twist to the idea of staying incognito 😎🕵️‍♂️ Whether you’re hiding behind a screen or just love the mystery, these witty lines will make you chuckle while celebrating the art of being unknown 🤫😂 Perfect for those moments when staying anonymous is the best kind of spotlight! 🌟✨

New funny anonymity quotes 👇

All funny anonymity quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

Funny Quotes Collections
✨ New Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

74 shares on Twitch this month:

Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

55 shares on WeChat this month:

One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”

52 shares on LinkedIn this month:

AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

54 shares on Pinterest this month:

Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

30 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Blocking isn’t enough. I wanna throw tomatoes at you like you’re a medieval criminal.

62 shares on Discord this month:

I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

53 shares on Twitch this month:

People will make you sad but cheese will always make you happy. The choice is simple.

52 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self.

47 shares on Threads this month:

Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

89 shares on Telegram this month:

When I’m not posting or returning messages, just know that I’m probably out doing superhero shit.

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media people procrastination relationship sarcasm social social media someone technology time want work

Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

The bowling ball actually hangs out with the pins after work. There isn’t beef there.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I will never forget when my dad had a guy from Verizon call me in middle school to tell me that I was using more data than Obama and that I need to stop.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m the ick in fantastic.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,753

Funny Quotes Topics

17,766

Funny Quotes Images

15,753

Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

3,309

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

First date idea: you bring me coffee in bed, and we snuggle all morning.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

I would like to be reincarnated as less tired.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on WeChat:

I invoiced my boss two extra hours for the dream I had about work last night. I’m considering that overtime.

Breaking via Messenger:

Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.

Seen just now on Discord:

Remember when tweets were like: party rocking with a mouse tonight. Piece of cheese gonna have a big bite.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Lingerie under a trench coat is still on my bucket list, by the way.

Trending via Instagram:

Can’t wait for this AI bubble to pop so we can all go back to normal, just like how the internet completely disappeared after the dot-com bubble popped.

Just shared via WeChat:

I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

Live now on LinkedIn:

You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

Going viral on Telegram:

You can just enjoy kombucha. You don’t need to go on a tirade about cleansing your gut.

Spotted on Reddit:

Born to screenshot everything and never look at it again.

© 2026. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴