Funny appliance quotes

Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

Funny Quotes Feb 13, 2025

I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it.

Everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025