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Imagine being a dinosaur. No work or bills. No drama. Just extinct.

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Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.

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No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

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Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

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There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

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I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

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In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.

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The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they see a rainbow.

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Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

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I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time.

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I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

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Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

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By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

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If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

Just landed via YouTube:

Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

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Don’t talk to me unless you are a ham sandwich.

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How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

Making waves on Instagram:

Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

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If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

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When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

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Washing mushrooms is the quickest way to figure out exactly how much dirt you’re okay with eating.

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If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.

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Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.

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The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

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Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

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What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

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You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

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Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

Spotted on Telegram:

When they say screen time is bad for you, they just mean the ones at work, right?

Live now on Instagram:

I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

Just landed via Telegram:

There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.

Making waves on Facebook:

Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

Just shared via Instagram:

Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

Reported on WeChat:

My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

Spotted on Pinterest:

The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

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Weddings should have a worst man.

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At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

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