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I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

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I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

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My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

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She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

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I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

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Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

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My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

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Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

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Some people should have read-only access to the internet.

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You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

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Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

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According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

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Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

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In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

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I’ve got a headache, and it’s affecting my entire future.

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I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform.

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Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

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I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

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Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

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One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

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Funny Big Mac quotes

Funny Big Mac quotes 🍔😂 are the perfect way to celebrate this iconic burger with a side of laughter! Whether you’re a die-hard fan or just love a good food joke, these witty lines will have you craving that special sauce and cracking up at the same time. Ready to serve up some humor with your meal? Let’s dive into the tastiest and funniest Big Mac moments ever! 🎉🍟

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1 month ago
Share →: I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

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"When your stealth skills are overcooked but the drama is well done! 🍔😂 #Whoopsie"
3 months ago
Share →: What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?

Commentary:
"🤣🍔 'Hey, I'm Big Matt! Can I take your order… for friendship? 🤗💁‍♂️'"
Jan 21, 2025
Share →: I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

Commentary:
Looks like McDonald's is trying to guilt trip us by saying, "You want a Big Mac? Here, have a salad with a side of burger!" 🍔🥗 At this rate, we might as well start calling them "Big Lettuces" instead of Big Macs! 😂

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If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

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First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

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“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

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Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

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If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

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Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

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And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

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I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

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I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

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I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

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SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.

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Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

Spotted on WeChat:

Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

Live now on LinkedIn:

That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

Making waves on Instagram:

My favorite thing to do when I see people I know in public is to pretend I didn’t.

Trending via Pinterest:

Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

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I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

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It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

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I always set two alarms, one for “Good Intentions Me” and one for “The Real Me”

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