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Seems like the mosquitoes swiped right on me.

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Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

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Everyone is getting idioter.

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“I’m fluent in creating worst-case scenarios in my head.”

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Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

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Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

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I would do anything for a job, except write a cover letter.

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If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

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You relax for 15 minutes after work, and next thing you know, it’s 10 p.m.

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I’m liking your IG photo from 8 days ago because IG just showed me today!

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Going viral on Reddit:

Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

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Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

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Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

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Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

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One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

Going viral on Messenger:

Such is modern life. Mordor in our midst.

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Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

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Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.

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Parents be like “why aren’t you eating, don’t you like my food?” and after you eat a ton, they’ll say “you look a little chubby, maybe you should eat less.”

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I’m pretending to be a hot girl on Tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I’m coming over, so he’ll clean the apartment.

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I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.

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“I’ve tasted going back to an ex, and I’ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.”

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I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

43 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

40 shares on Messenger this month:

Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

83 shares on Pinterest this month:

This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise.

55 shares on Pinterest this month:

Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

28 shares on Telegram this month:

A haunted house, but it’s just you inside your own head.

93 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Maybe I died of Covid in 2020, and this is hell.

14 shares on WeChat this month:

Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

10 shares on Instagram this month:

The older I get, the more I don’t want to do things.

55 shares on Messenger this month:

I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

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Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

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I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.

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Trying is the first step toward failure.

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Give us this day our daily internet validation.

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According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas.

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Dear diary, I have to lock in tomorrow, fix everything, and do everything.

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According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.

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They should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up feeling rested.

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So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

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Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

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Type of person to take the long way home just to listen to more music.

Going viral on Threads:

The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

Live now on Telegram:

I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

I need a chiropractor for my brain.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

Freshly posted on X:

How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

Freshly posted on Discord:

I don’t understand why banks get so mad when you can’t pay back your loan. You already knew I had no money when I came to borrow it.

Trending via Twitch:

Girls be like, “Baby, I have a great idea,” and it’s a trip you have to pay for.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Drugs don’t ruin lives. Drug tests do.

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Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

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I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.

“I’ve tasted going back to an ex, and I’ve tasted trying to fix a relationship before it breaks. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 10 p.m.”

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