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Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

Parents become grandparents and lose all their senses. All of a sudden, they got McDonald’s money now.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

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Making waves on YouTube:

You should be able to google why a couple broke up.

Live now on YouTube:

Pepsi & Coca-Cola can’t even be in the same restaurant… and we want world peace.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

Trending via Slack:

Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I tried to embrace my flaws. They filed a restraining order.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Be nice to me, I may be hot one day.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

If you ever see me out in public, just know I don’t want to be there.

Just shared via TikTok:

I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

Just shared via Instagram:

Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.

Just shared via Instagram:

I don’t know which aunty needs to hear this, but focus on your own child.

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89 shares on Pinterest this month:

Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

37 shares on Discord this month:

Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

12 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.

67 shares on Facebook this month:

If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

23 shares on Messenger this month:

Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

75 shares on Instagram this month:

At my age, this “microsleep” can sometimes last hours.

47 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

22 shares on Messenger this month:

They should invent a person for me and me only.

52 shares on Snapchat this month:

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

90 shares on Threads this month:

Sometimes a man’s purpose is to simply remind you again and again that you’d be just fine on your own.

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Hot Jokes 💥

16 folks are currently checking 👀

She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

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I get jealous when I find someone playing a song I thought only I knew.

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At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board.

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Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

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Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

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As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

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I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

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Sundays are no place for pants or responsibility.

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Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

Next month is May. May all the money come to me.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

Men call us “gold diggers” when we expect them to pay for a meal. Honey, a gold digger goes after yachts, not a piece of chicken.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via X:

My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

Just shared via Snapchat:

If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

Freshly posted on X:

1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

Shared recently on Threads:

My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

Trending via Snapchat:

My recliner and I go way back.

Spotted on Messenger:

With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Why do boys never buy the Pro Max iPhones? I swear it’s only girls with big phones.

Spotted on Telegram:

Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

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