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Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

Made the mistake of believing what I was told again.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

I can’t tell if I need coffee, a hug, or to just go live in the woods forever.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

My retirement plan is time travel to the 80s.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

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Shared recently on X:

Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

No, I can’t tonight. I already have plans to look at my phone somewhere else.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

If I can’t wash dishes to your album, it ain’t that fire.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

“Are you okay?” No, it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes.

Shared recently on Telegram:

My mom recently asked me how to take a screenshot. At first, I laughed, but then I remembered she taught me how to tie my shoes.

Breaking via Messenger:

Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.

Making waves on Threads:

Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

Going viral on Slack:

Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

Trending via Facebook:

I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

33 shares on Reddit this month:

You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

95 shares on TikTok this month:

The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

74 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

90 shares on Reddit this month:

I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

70 shares on Discord this month:

The older I get, the easier it is for me to look at a situation and say: “Yeahhh, I’m out.”

31 shares on Instagram this month:

If you need time alone, just announce that you need help cleaning the cats litter box.

18 shares on WeChat this month:

Being informed is the worst thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.

21 shares on Snapchat this month:

Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

52 shares on Discord this month:

I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

41 shares on Pinterest this month:

Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

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15 folks are currently checking 👀

I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m sorry to break it to you, but you need a soul to have a soulmate.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

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Growing up, there was a Cody in every elementary school class, but as an adult, I haven’t met a Cody in years. Where did they go?

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Thinking after a concert that the artist liked your city/show the most is like thinking the bartender flirted with you.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Instead of presents this year, I’m giving everyone my opinion. Get excited!

17 folks are currently checking 👀

No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

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I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

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My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger, but also a little grumpy.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

I was dropped as an adult.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

This can’t be the same brain I was using to read 750-page novels in 3 days during middle school.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Pyjamas straight off a hot radiator is a winner. Damn, I’m old.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on WeChat:

The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

Just landed via X:

It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

Breaking via Instagram:

The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

Making waves on Twitch:

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

Trending via LinkedIn:

The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

Live now on Discord:

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

Just landed via Instagram:

I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, man, I really didn’t mean to flex on you with my youthful stride.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Being a writer means canceling your plans so you have time to write, and then spending hours avoiding writing.

Making waves on Reddit:

My favorite date activity is ice skating because I’m really good at it, and it allows me to assert dominance on the ice.

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