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Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

Discord is only good for calling friends on the computer. Please do not waste your time getting caught up in random servers.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

I hate when someone you love says mean things like, “It’s time to wake up.”

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

Anyone else brush their teeth in the shower so they can get a little sloppy with it, or is that just me?

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

My hobbies include adding things to my cart, and never buying them.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

Being the introverted hopeless romantic with a high sex drive is a curse.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

When the gun shoots your brain, that’s amore.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

If we start flirting now, we could be in matching pajamas on a Christmas card before the holidays.

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Live now on TikTok:

There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

Shared recently on Discord:

I’m tired of being an adult. Therefore, I will be stepping down. Thank you!

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.

Breaking via X:

I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

Trending via Threads:

Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.

Just shared via Messenger:

Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

Shared recently on X:

Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.

Just landed via Instagram:

I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.

Trending via Pinterest:

I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

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21 shares on X this month:

Weddings should have a worst man.

91 shares on Slack this month:

Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

95 shares on Pinterest this month:

I will sit in the rain about this.

43 shares on Messenger this month:

I hate when people ask me what I’m doing tomorrow, I don’t even know what I’m doing today.

28 shares on Telegram this month:

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

48 shares on Snapchat this month:

Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

82 shares on X this month:

Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

50 shares on Snapchat this month:

A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

91 shares on X this month:

My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

18 shares on WeChat this month:

Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

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I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

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“Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

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Have you ever been so stressed that you’re calm?

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If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

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Vaping always looked dumb. It looks like you’re smoking a kazoo, and now the lead poisoning is the cherry on top.

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Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

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My girlfriend confided in me she loves when I blow air on her when she’s hot, but honestly, I’m not a fan.

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When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

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Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Driving behind a salt truck on a snowy day is a Midwest police escort.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

It’s a beautiful morning. Lots of people out walking their phones.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

The adult in the room just addressed the elephant in the room.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Slack:

My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I am sick and tired of going to the bathroom. It’s been forty years. It should all be out by now.

Spotted on YouTube:

If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

British people be like “YouChube.”

Going viral on Threads:

I love talkative cats. Like, yeah, bro. Meow, meow! You’re so right.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

Making waves on Slack:

I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again.

Spotted on Telegram:

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I did not spend years turning the faucet off while I brushed my teeth, so corporations could ruin the environment with festering AI slop.

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