Funny canary quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, perfume is meant to make heads turn, not make heads roll! 🐤💨💀"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

  Commentary:
  Well, talk about false advertising! 🐤 Perhaps they should consider a name change to avoid confusion. Maybe Canary-Free Islands and Canary-Less Isles would be more accurate! 😄 #BirdBanter

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary.

  Commentary:
  Oh, how times have changed! 🐦💪 Seems like those canaries were ahead of the health food trend back in the day! Next thing you know, they'll be serving avocado toast to the goldfish! 🥑🐠 #BackToTheGrains

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