Funny carb quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I think my soulmate might be carbs.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a soulmate when you have carbs to fulfill your every craving 🍟🍕🥨? Who needs flowers and chocolates when you have a warm loaf of bread waiting for you? Carbs truly are the way to your heart (and stomach)! 💖 #CarbLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about precision cutting! 🍞✂️ Who knew carbs could be so high maintenance? One bite-sized piece at a time, that's the way to go! 😂 #CarbSlicingPro"

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