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Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

I’m pretty sure emojis were invented so introverts don’t have to say anything to anyone.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has bookmarked:

Being rich is going to look so cute on me.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

There’s nothing scarier than sneezing with a full cup of coffee in your hand.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

They say sugar can’t fix your problems. Yeah, well, neither can broccoli. At least cake puts in the effort.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

People say I act like I don’t care. It’s not an act.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Updated

Jan 2, 2026

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Just shared via Instagram:

Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

Trending via Slack:

Roses are pink. I need a drink.

Live now on Threads:

The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

Spotted on Slack:

If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

Making waves on X:

Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

Going viral on TikTok:

I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

Trending via Telegram:

Why are conclusions necessary in essays? Were you not following?

Shared recently on YouTube:

D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

Live now on YouTube:

In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

51 shares on Snapchat this month:

That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

32 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Starting to think business is standing on me.

74 shares on Snapchat this month:

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

61 shares on Messenger this month:

“I saw your ex!” A very unnecessary piece of information.

56 shares on Reddit this month:

I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

39 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

48 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t mean to disrupt the hotel industry, but how about checkout is 24 hours after you check in?

38 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

99 shares on Slack this month:

As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.

92 shares on Pinterest this month:

Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

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Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

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Post-standing clarity is like, damn, I could have been sitting this whole time.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

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What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

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I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

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We get it, comma, you went to Oxford.

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In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.

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You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

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People in NYC are like, let me know if you’re ever in NYC.

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ASAP can also mean as slow as possible.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

I hate when I finish a show and don’t know what to do with my life.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Unfortunately, I am literally obsessed with the woman I am when I get stuff done, so I’m just going to keep doing that.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

A DM? Flirt on the timeline like a real man.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

The crematorium is my last hope for a hot body.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

You ever been in the middle of a conversation and realized this is why you avoid people?

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on YouTube:

I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.

Just landed via WeChat:

Don’t hate me, date me!

Going viral on YouTube:

The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

Trending via Slack:

My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

Making waves on Facebook:

Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

Breaking via Instagram:

So, you’re telling me I’m just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me.

Just shared via X:

I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

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