13 Funny changing quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like you're looking for a health shortcut without all the hard work, eh? 🤔 Sorry to break it to you, but the old "take a magic pill and call me in the morning" routine isn't quite cutting it anymore! 🚫💊 How about we start with some baby steps? Maybe swap out that soda for some water, and perhaps take a walk around the block instead of Netflix-binging all weekend long? 🥤🚶

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Changing your mind is an underrated activity.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said 'changing your mind is an underrated activity' clearly hasn't witnessed the chaos of indecisiveness or the joy of discovering new possibilities! 🤔💡 Embrace the flexibility of a change of heart, and watch your life become a choose-your-own-adventure story with endless plot twists!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the mystical sanctuary of the shower: where reality blends with reverie! 🚿🎶💡 5% cleansing those worries away, 10% perfecting your opera skills, and a whopping 85% plotting to conquer the world… or at least deciding what's for dinner! The shower curtain knows all your secrets, right? 😉"

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