Commentary:
"Rise and shine, it's cheesecake time! 🍰🚔 Just remember, even the police can't resist the temptation of a good breakfast cheesecake. You do you, no judgment here! 😄"
Funny cheesecake quotes
The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.
Commentary:
"Oh, the tyranny of breakfast rules! Let the cheesecake rise to the occasion and conquer the morning plate 🍰☀️ Don't be the one to stand in the way of this delicious rebellion!"
My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.
Commentary:
Oh, the ultimate crime – cheesecake theft in the name of good food and poor hearing! 🍰🚪 At least now he knows that if he wants a slice of that delicious dessert, he better make sure to shout louder next time! 🔒😂
Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.
Commentary:
"Watching athletes eat quark instead of cheesecake is a tragedy of epic proportions! 🏋️♂️🍰 Don't they know the true power of a delicious dessert? #TeamCheesecake"