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Funny cheesecake quotes

Funny cheesecake quotes are the perfect way to sprinkle some humor on your favorite dessert πŸ°πŸ˜‚ Whether you’re a cheesecake lover or just here for the laughs, these witty lines will make your sweet tooth smile πŸ˜„πŸ“ Get ready for a slice of giggles and a dollop of fun that’s just as irresistible as cheesecake itself! πŸŽ‰πŸ΄

Cheesecake dislikers are attention seekers.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

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