Funny cheesecake quotes

• Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

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  2 months ago

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• You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

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  2 months ago

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• The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

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  2 months ago

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• My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

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  2 months ago

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• Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

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  2 months ago

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• Cheesecake dislikers are attention seekers.

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  5 months ago

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