Funny cheesecake quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

  Commentary:
  Oh how the times have changed! 🚬➡️😭🍓 Who would have thought that tough Marlboro smokers would turn into softies mourning their lost strawberry cheesecake vape? The evolution of manly habits to sweet indulgences is truly a sight to behold! 🤣🍓🍰 #VapeLife #NewGeneration

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

  Commentary:
  "Rise and shine, it's cheesecake time! 🍰🚔 Just remember, even the police can't resist the temptation of a good breakfast cheesecake. You do you, no judgment here! 😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the tyranny of breakfast rules! Let the cheesecake rise to the occasion and conquer the morning plate 🍰☀️ Don't be the one to stand in the way of this delicious rebellion!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the ultimate crime – cheesecake theft in the name of good food and poor hearing! 🍰🚪 At least now he knows that if he wants a slice of that delicious dessert, he better make sure to shout louder next time! 🔒😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

  Commentary:
  "Watching athletes eat quark instead of cheesecake is a tragedy of epic proportions! 🏋️‍♂️🍰 Don't they know the true power of a delicious dessert? #TeamCheesecake"

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