Funny chef quotes

• I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

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  2 months ago

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• I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

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  2 months ago

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• Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

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  2 months ago

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• Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

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  2 months ago

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• I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

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  2 months ago

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• Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

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  2 months ago

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• I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it!

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  2 months ago

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