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Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

Anyone want to meet up and just scream… We could get food after.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

Slowly descending into madness. Anyone want anything?

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

243 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,512

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,512

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,616

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Discord:

Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

Making waves on Threads:

“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

Spotted on Threads:

You’re so productive for your wage.

Shared recently on Threads:

Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

Making waves on Messenger:

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower.

Just landed via Telegram:

Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

Shared recently on Telegram:

Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

Breaking via WeChat:

The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

Shared recently on Threads:

Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

57 shares on WhatsApp this month:

This Thanksgiving, don’t ask me questions about my life, just pass the mashed potatoes.

59 shares on Messenger this month:

Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

32 shares on TikTok this month:

Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

19 shares on WeChat this month:

Feeling like Floyd in this May weather (illiterate and violent).

86 shares on Messenger this month:

A garlic a day keeps people away.

69 shares on Pinterest this month:

Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

20 shares on X this month:

Dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. The best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good.

61 shares on YouTube this month:

We need a Disney princess who’s a greedy profiteer, so we can cheer for the poison apple.

19 shares on X this month:

The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

47 shares on Snapchat this month:

I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

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Hot Jokes 💥

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

The ultimate student paradox: skipping class to avoid stress, only to stress about skipping class!

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I am not living la vida loca. I am loca because of la vida.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Dating a smart man, so I actually can turn my brain off when he is around.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

243 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,512

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,512

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,702

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

If you haven’t felt old yet today, try explaining to a teenager how little kids used to sit on a phone book at dinner to be able to reach the table.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Call me Frankenstein the way I’m piecing it together.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Messenger:

God’s plan for me is super weird so far.

Breaking via YouTube:

Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

Going viral on Slack:

As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

Trending via Instagram:

I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.

Making waves on Threads:

Diet Coke so crisp I moaned.

Spotted on Discord:

I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.

Just landed via TikTok:

A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

Live now on Reddit:

“Work smarter, not harder.” Brother, I’m not doing either of those things.

Broadcasted on X:

Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Let’s wrap this up by midnight.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

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