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Living in a time warp where every day's a Sundae 🍦🗓️ #PerpetualWeekend
179 Funny Christmas quotes
I hate being at the age where you feel obligated to buy your whole family gifts for Christmas, but also the age where your bank account doesn’t feel obligated to support that.
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Santa's workshop clearly skipped the class on budget management 😂🎅💸
In all the movies, Santa never goes to the house directly next door. He always gets in his sleigh and flies off like 20 miles east.
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Guess the neighbors must be on the naughty list or Santa really needs those air miles! 🎅✈️🏠
They’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. Santa’s been delivering gifts in Japan for hours by now; that list is locked. Do whatever you want.
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Looks like I've got the green light for some last-minute mischief! Time to test the durability of Grandma's fruitcake! 🎄😈🎁
Has anyone noticed what it’s beginning to look a lot like?
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🎄🎅 Pretty sure my wallet is already crying, so it must be beginning to look a lot like Christmas! 😂💸
Cops wake up Christmas morning excited as hell to ignore their family and go sit on the highway with a radar gun for 10 hours.
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Taking "Silent Night" to new levels since 1829 😂🎄👮♂️📡
Santa went woke and gave me a small solar panel instead of coal.
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Looks like I'm on the "bright" list this year! 😆🔆🎅
The day after Christmas is a dangerous morning to be a microwave.
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Sounds like the microwaves have declared December 26th a national day of panic! 🌪️🎄📦
364 days until Christmas, and people already have decorations up. Unbelievable.
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Guess they're getting a head start on next year's holiday spirit! 🎄😅✨
We have now entered the void (25th December to 31st December).
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I think I've reached level 10 in time travel with this holiday limbo! ⏳🧐🎉