Funny cosmetic quotes

I love when people start getting filler, and instead of looking younger, it’s just like okay, your face is getting really, really big in all directions.

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Inflatable faces: the latest trend in 3D selfies! 🎈😆📸

Do people with lip filler know that they look like that?

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Inflatable lips: the new fashion statement. Just one puff and you're ready to float! 💋🎈

Seeing a BBL in real life is a reality-altering experience.

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When you spot a BBL in the wild, it's like finding a unicorn at the grocery store 🦄🛒🤯

Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

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The future of makeup: just spritz, shimmer, and sniff your way to fabulous! 💨✨💋

Everyone focused on the lip filler, but it’s really the chin filler that is the real villain.

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Chin-diana Jones and the Temple of Mysterious Fillers! 🕵️‍♀️😂💉