Funny cover letter quotes

• I would do anything for a job, except write a cover letter.

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  6 days ago

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• Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

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  2 months ago

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• The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.

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  2 months ago

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• I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

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  2 months ago

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• Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

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  2 months ago

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• Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

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  2 months ago

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