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Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

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For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

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Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

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Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

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The goose: Canada’s most violent saxophone.

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I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

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The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

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If my house is clean, just know I yelled at everyone for two hours first.

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I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.

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I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

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I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

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Shazam but for random noises outside.

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The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.

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Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

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My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

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Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

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I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

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“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

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I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

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The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.

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Funny cover letter quotes bring a splash of humor 🎉 to the often serious world of job hunting 🕵️‍♂️. They lighten the mood, showcase personality 😎, and make your application stand out from the crowd 🚀. Whether you’re aiming to break the ice or simply want to add a chuckle 😂, these witty lines can turn a boring cover letter into a memorable read. Ready to inject some fun into your next job app? Let’s dive in! 🎯✨

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Share →: The lion does not concern himself with attaching a cover letter.

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"When the king of the jungle applies for a job, he skips the paperwork and just roars 🦁📄🎤!"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

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Hiring managers beware: this job seeker is ready to tackle any task… as long as it doesn't involve crafting a dreaded cover letter! 📝🙅‍♂️ Who's got time for eloquent prose when there are memes to be browsed and snacks to be eaten, am I right? 😂 Stay tuned for the next episode of "Avoiding Cover Letters: A Memoir."
6 months ago
Share →: Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

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"Trying to woo a job like 💌❤️: Dear Hiring Manager, your company is the one I've been dreaming of since I was a little résumé. 🤣🧡 #jobsearchwoes"
6 months ago
Share →: Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

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"I mean, who needs a job when you can ride a pony on a funky space rainbow, am I right? 🦄🌈 Don't worry, unicorns and rainbows are way cooler than a boring old cover letter! 💌✨ #DreamJobGoals"

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Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

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Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

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Remember when downloading a song in under 5 minutes was considered progress?

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Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

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Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

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Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler.

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If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.

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Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

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Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

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I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

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Common sense isn’t a gift. It’s a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

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I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

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100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

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It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

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I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.”

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There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

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Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

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I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

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Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

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Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

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