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I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

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Bugs have so many legs to make up for their lack of personality.

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People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

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Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

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I will never stop being a quitter!

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Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.

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You can be anything. Be the person who ends meetings early.

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Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

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I just lost all my tabs. Only now do I understand the tragedy that was the burning of the Library of Alexandria.

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Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

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In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

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Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

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I love men with a provider fetish.

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If it doesn’t get a like in the first two years, I delete it.

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Funny dead body quotes bring a hilarious twist to a spooky topic 💀😂 Perfect for those who love dark humor with a playful edge, these witty lines turn the macabre into pure comedy gold 🎭✨ Whether you’re into creepy jokes or just enjoy a good laugh with a side of chills, get ready to chuckle and maybe even snort! 😜💬 #DarkHumor #LaughTillYouDrop

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Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

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There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

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The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

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The dead bodies on Mt. Everest remind me that it’s perfectly fine to stay home and be lazy.

2 months ago
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Despite removing all the stains, I still lost my job as a church window cleaner.

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If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

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The voodoo magic of a tranquil night’s sleep

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Unemployed folks always have esoteric knowledge, for some reason.

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My nutritionist told me wine doesn’t count as a fruit source so now I need to find a different nutritionist.

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Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

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“I’m going to try underthinking about a situation, and see if that works.”

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Making waves on YouTube:

If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

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Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.

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That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

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Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

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Your birthday as an adult mainly consists of texting back ‘Thanks!’ to people you haven’t talked to in 5 years.

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As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting.

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I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

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