Funny dead body quotes

• Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

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  2 months ago

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• There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

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  2 months ago

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• The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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  2 months ago

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• Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

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  2 months ago

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• The dead bodies on Mt. Everest remind me that it’s perfectly fine to stay home and be lazy.

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  3 months ago

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