Commentary:
Well, if you're playing devil's advocate, you might as well ask for a raise in hell while you're at it! We wouldn't want the devil feeling left out of the fun now, would we?
25 Funny debate quotes
Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
Commentary:
"Well, if explaining why you're right isn't arguing, then I guess I've been having some pretty intense discussions with myself in the mirror every morning!"
In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.
Commentary:
Well, trying to convince someone that snow is real in an internet debate is like trying to convince a cat that it should enjoy taking baths – it's a slippery slope filled with icy stares and frosty rebuttals. So, let's save our energy for more productive discussions, like whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not!
ะf Empire Strikes Back isnโt a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?
Commentary:
"Maybe Hoth just really enjoys celebrating Christmas early every year… or maybe the Empire wanted to join in on the holiday cheer too ๐คโ๏ธ. Who knew Darth Vader was actually Santa's secret apprentice?"
I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.
Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when the toughest decision was whether to ride with Tupac or Notorious B.I.G.! ๐ด๐ฝ Can we please go back to settling our differences with sick beats and slick rhymes instead of Twitter wars? ๐ค๐ฅ #90sRapBattle #ThoseWereTheDays
No, I donโt want to read the article first, I want to argue now.
Commentary:
Looks like someone skipped a step in the logical process and went straight for the emotional rollercoaster! ๐ข๐คทโโ๏ธ Who needs facts and information when you have strong opinions, right? ๐ฌ๐ฅ Maybe we should consider introducing an "Argue First, Ask Questions Later" policy for added sassiness! ๐๐ฉโโ๏ธ
Why is the debate at night time? Letโs get this thing started at 4pm. I donโt need to get riled up so close to bedtime.
Commentary:
"Ah, yes, let's have that fiery debate at the perfect hour when passions are high and bedtime is calling ๐๐ฅ Who needs a good night's sleep anyway, when you can have a good night of arguing instead? ๐ #DebateNightOwl"
People are always saying โnot today, Satanโ but what if we just hear him out.
Commentary:
"Maybe Satan just wants to share his side of the story and have a change of heart ๐ค After all, even the devil deserves a fair chance, right? Who knows, you might end up having a surprisingly enlightening conversation with the Prince of Darkness! ๐ #HearSatanOut"
Twitter is the only place you argue with CEOs and heads of states while sleeping in the kitchen.
Commentary:
Arguing with a CEO while reheating leftovers? Multitasking mood: activated! ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ด