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Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

I miss being a kid. Nobody asks what my favorite dinosaur is anymore.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

“How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

My guardian angel is probably preoccupied with sports betting apps and generative AI, that’s why she’s letting all these bad things happen to me.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

I’ve skipped midlife crisis and gone straight to birdwatching.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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231 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,500

Funny Quotes Topics

17,568

Funny Quotes Images

15,500

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,346

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Seen just now on Facebook:

If every day is a gift, today is socks.

Spotted on Reddit:

Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.

Seen just now on Instagram:

You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

Spotted on TikTok:

Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

Trending via Threads:

I’m surviving motherhood, one teenage meltdown at a time.

Spotted on Reddit:

Love when job applications ask for my desired salary so I can choose between not being hired and being exploited for my work.

Just landed via WeChat:

My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.

Just shared via Threads:

Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

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Social Media Stars ⭐

17 shares on WeChat this month:

There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

69 shares on Slack this month:

The nicest thing I’ve done for a date is turn up.

46 shares on Facebook this month:

Cool times create cool guys.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

95 shares on Facebook this month:

A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

85 shares on YouTube this month:

Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.

86 shares on Facebook this month:

We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.

14 shares on Discord this month:

Wake me when AI does housework.

27 shares on Facebook this month:

Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Whenever I feel like I hate my job, I remind myself that I could be a food taster for the emperor.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Who else writes “etc.” knowing damn well you don’t have more examples?

8 folks are currently checking 👀

The difference between me and Superman is that he has super vision, and I need supervision.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

231 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,500

Funny Quotes Topics

17,568

Funny Quotes Images

15,500

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,377

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

What can I buy my wife for Valentine’s Day that finally proves to her once and for all that I have absolutely no idea what she likes or who she is?

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

Take me back to the night we met so I can never give you a chance.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on WeChat:

Zara makes clothing for occasions that don’t exist.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

Seen just now on WeChat:

If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I’ve already broken all my resolutions and like four commandments.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

Just shared via YouTube:

I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise, and then I assume that they are lying to make fun of me.

Just landed via Pinterest:

When I say, “I have to be someplace,” what I mean is, “I want to go home.”

Just landed via Facebook:

I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again.

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