Commentary:
"Who needs the weather as an excuse when the mere thought of running is enough to make you hit the snooze button? 🏃♂️🌧️ #RunningAwayFromRunning"
149 Funny decision quotes
Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.
Commentary:
"Who needs an escalator when you've got two perfectly good legs, right? Take that, lazy escalator! 💪🏼😄 #StairMaster #WinningAtLife"
How did we decide to go with cockpit?
Commentary:
Well, it was either "cockpit" or "bird's-eye seat" 🤷♂️ I guess the idea of being perched up high like a cool pilot won out over the alternative of feeling like a confused pigeon 🐦✈️ Sometimes, all it takes is a good old-fashioned game of "Eeny, meeny, miny, moe" to make these monumental decisions!
Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”
Commentary:
"Wine shopping: where grape variety takes a back seat to label aesthetics 🍇💁♂️ Who can resist a bottle that looks as good as it tastes? Beauty truly is in the eye of the wine holder! 🍷✨ #Priorities"
Wait, making the right choices is an option?!
Commentary:
When you realize making the right choices is actually a possibility 🤯💡 Who knew adulting could come with options?! 😂 #DecisionsDecisions
Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”
Commentary:
🎶🪗 Ah, the age-old dilemma: mastering the accordion or showcasing your new talent at work? Remember, nothing charms coworkers more than the unexpected serenade of an accordion during meetings! Your call… but we're just saying, the office could use a little more *oom-pah-pah*! 😄🎵
I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”
Commentary:
"Ah, the great mysteries of aging – one day you're youthful and carefree, the next your body's like, 'Let's sprout some ear decor! 🌱👂' Who needs earrings when you have ear hair, right? 😅 #AgingGracefully"
I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.
Commentary:
"Lesson learned the hard way: a coffee stain on a white sweater is not a fashion statement, no matter how hard you try ☕️🚗 #DrivingDisasters"
If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.
Commentary:
"When faced with discomfort, simply channel your inner teenage self – the master of questionable decisions and rebellious choices! 💁♂️ But remember, this time opt for the mature and responsible route instead! Your future self will thank you for avoiding the drama! 🙌😅"
I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.
Commentary:
Oh, the legend of speedy marriages courtesy of the King himself, Elvis Presley! 🕺 Who knew that tying the knot quickly would forever be associated with hip thrusts and sideburns? 😂 Maybe Elvis just wanted to make sure lovebirds didn't leave the building without saying "I do"! 💍🎶 #MarriageGoals #ElvisTime