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Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Hi. I didn’t mean to “like” your tweet. I was scraping dried jelly off my phone.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

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There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

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December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.

Just landed via Slack:

One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.

Just landed via Instagram:

Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

Just landed via Snapchat:

The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

Reported on X:

That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

Spotted on Reddit:

The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

Making waves on Snapchat:

If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

Breaking via X:

Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

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Funny decor quotes bring a splash of humor and personality to any space 🎉🖼️ Whether you’re looking to brighten up your living room or add a quirky touch to your office, these witty sayings are sure to make guests smile 😂✨ Get ready to transform your walls with laughter and good vibes—because home decor should be as fun as you are! 🏠💬🛋️

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Share →: Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

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Ah, the classic holiday dilemma: trading one mess for another in the name of festive cheer! Who needs a spotless house when you can have a beautifully chaotic display of holiday decorations instead? It's the perfect excuse to put off cleaning and embrace the merry madness of the season!
6 months ago
Share →: I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put it.

Commentary:
"Looks like your Feng Shui journey got stuck at the 'placement' chapter! 📚🤔 Maybe it's time for some spatial rearrangement with a sprinkle of good energy flow! 🌿💫"
6 months ago
Share →: Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

Commentary:
"Who knew seasoning your food and your bathroom could be so stylish? 🧂🚽✨ Talk about adding some flavor to your bathroom experience! 😉 #SpiceUpYourLife"
6 months ago
Share →: Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

Commentary:
"Who needs minimalist when you can have maximalist joy puking all over your living room? 🎄✨ Deck the halls with flashy ornaments and tinsel galore – 'tis the season to embrace the festive chaos! 🎅🤪 #JoyfulOverload"

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Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has viewed:

People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Threads:

If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

Live now on Facebook:

Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

Just shared via Twitch:

When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.

Just shared via Telegram:

Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

Shared recently on X:

Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

Live now on X:

Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

Just shared via Discord:

I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

Seen just now on Facebook:

A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

Reported on Pinterest:

I got bills. They’re multiplying.

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