Deleting my Call of Duty account so the army can’t see my potential, and I don’t get drafted. Posted onMar 7, 2026Mar 7, 2026
Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager. Posted onFeb 2, 2026
Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin. Posted onJan 31, 2026
Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service. Posted onJan 31, 2026