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Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Reverse cowgirl so I can bend backward and look at him like the Exorcist.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

In my culture, family is completely unimportant. And we hate food.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

Foo fighters still fighting foo.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

December you will be good to me (threateningly).

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

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Actually, no one sees you at your worst like your coworkers do.

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Just landed via LinkedIn:

The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

Just shared via Facebook:

The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

Just landed via Reddit:

Never underestimate my ability to effortlessly make something more difficult than it needs to be.

Making waves on Messenger:

It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

Live now on Pinterest:

To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

Breaking via Telegram:

Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

Just landed via YouTube:

My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

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41 shares on Facebook this month:

Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.

83 shares on Slack this month:

Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

64 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

89 shares on Instagram this month:

Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday.

31 shares on Reddit this month:

You’re a “haha” girl, and I’m an “lol” guy. It just wouldn’t work.

34 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

95 shares on Telegram this month:

If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

16 shares on Threads this month:

Is there a rehab for introverts who try to extrovert? Asking for a friend.

17 shares on YouTube this month:

Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

73 shares on Slack this month:

Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

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Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

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You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, forever—until you die.

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Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

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Welcome to middle age. Everything you encounter is either blurry or too loud now.

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I’m looking for insults so intelligent you don’t realize you’ve been roasted until three thoughts later.

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This call, should’ve been a message in a bottle I never found.

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Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

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Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.

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I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

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Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

Never going into a job interview nervous again, because, wow, it is literally a free invitation to talk about how amazing I am.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

Hold on, I just need to take off my glasses and put my face in my hands about it first.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

Who wants to do all my adult stuff for me today?

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

If Dracula had a cat, she’d be the one sleeping in the coffin.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Why would a needle be in a haystack, anyway?

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

I hate texting. Just hunt me like an animal.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly, great call from the haters.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Telegram:

Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I tried selling my soul to the devil, and he said no.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

Trending via Discord:

The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

Going bananas on Messenger:

The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

My family passed down mood swings and anxiety instead of money or houses.

Just landed via Messenger:

Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Why didn’t I think of that?

Spotted on Facebook:

You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for?

Just shared via Snapchat:

My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

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