Funny elementary quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, in the world of elementary school, teachers are like secret agents – they know all your embarrassing secrets thanks to the little informants running around in their classroom. So, be kind to them, unless you want your dirty laundry aired out during the next parent-teacher conference!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the rhombus got voted off the elementary school island, never to be seen again! 🔺 Farewell, rhombus, you were acute one! 🤣 #GeometryGoneMissing

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