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Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Drive as I say, not as I drive.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

“Your sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I get my foot in there.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

“You’re always sleeping,” God forbid a woman wants to be unconscious.

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Going viral on YouTube:

I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

Just shared via Twitch:

It’s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man.

Spotted on Threads:

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

Breaking via YouTube:

If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

Spotted on Threads:

I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.

Seen just now on WeChat:

My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

Trending via LinkedIn:

“Have you asked Chat GPT?” Have you lost your mind?

Trending via Slack:

Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

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Funny elementary quotes bring a burst of laughter and nostalgia to anyone who remembers the charm of childhood 📚😄 From silly classroom moments to unexpected wisdom, these gems highlight the joy and innocence of early school days 🎒✨ Perfect for teachers, parents, and kids alike, they’re little reminders that learning can be fun and full of surprises 🎉🎈 Get ready to smile and share the magic of those unforgettable elementary school moments!

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Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on WeChat:

Mike is short for Micycle.

Spotted on WeChat:

Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

Spotted on X:

You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

Trending via Facebook:

I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

My diet was going really well until I woke up.

Trending via X:

When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

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