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I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

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You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

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It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

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People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

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Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

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I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

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I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

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The man who invented autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.

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The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.

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Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

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Santa: “Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.”

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Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

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Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.

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Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

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They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

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Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.

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The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen.

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Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

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I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

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The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

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Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

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Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.

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Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

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You used to calm me on my cell phone!

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.

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I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

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Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like, you already know someone is about to piss you off.

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I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

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Another fine day ruined by waking up.

Just landed via Instagram:

Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

Seen just now on Discord:

Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

Just landed via Slack:

My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

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Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

Just landed via Slack:

The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

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I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

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I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

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I’m sick of diarrhea. I want to livarrhea.

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