Funny extension quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

  Commentary:
  Looks like when I’m president, Thursdays are getting a promotion! 🗳️🎉 Who needs a weekend when you can have a double day off? 😎🇺🇸 Let’s make “Thursday extensions” the new national policy—because everyone deserves a little extra weekend magic! ✨🛌

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

  Commentary:
  "Who says only women can rock hair extensions? 🤷‍♂️ Why stop at looking like a centaur when you can aim for full-on mythical creature status? 🦄💇‍♂️💫 #HairGoals"

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