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When the birds and bees get drunk, even storks make questionable flight plans 😂🍼
468 Funny family quotes
Eventually, kids get old enough to see which parent was the problem.
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Looks like the "who needs therapy" mystery just got solved! 🕵️♂️🔍🤣
My family passed down mood swings and anxiety instead of money or houses.
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Guess we inherited emotional real estate instead of actual real estate! 🤪🏠🫣
Moms be like, “I needed this,” and it’s really just a break from being the one who holds it all together every single day.
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When Mom says she "needed this," she's activating her mom superpower recovery mode! 💪👩👧👦🍷
My favorite part of parenting is when the kids are bored enough to entertain themselves, but getting to that point is excruciating.
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When the kids finally hit self-amusement mode, it's like finding Bigfoot—rare, mythical, and you only half believe it happened 😂🦶✨
Telling my parents they’re like family to me.
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Finally made it official! 🎉👨👩👧👦😂
My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.
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Sounds like a thrilling adventure simulator with a Broadway bonus! 🎭🗽🔪
One day I’ll have a sassy, know-it-all daughter, and my husband will say, “She got that from you,” and I can’t wait.
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That’s called karma in high heels and a tiara 👠👑😂