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Chic, but with twice the sassiness in one fabulous package! 👠👧💁♀️
468 Funny family quotes
I want a man to love me so bad his entire family thinks I did witchcraft on him.
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Looks like you've got the kind of charm that could start a Hogwarts enrollment! 🧙♀️❤️✨
Parents be like “Boys are easier,” and then their daughter has to save the family from ruin.
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Saving the family from ruin while juggling chores and dealing with teenage angst… Give that girl a cape and a snack! 🦸♀️🥪
Home is where you can say anything because nobody’s really listening, anyway.
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The perfect place to discuss the meaning of life or just complain about the socks on the floor! 🧦🗣️🤔
Currently helping my nephew look for his M&M’s that I ate yesterday.
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Oops! I think I need to file this under 'Mission Impossible'. 🍫🔍😬
My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.
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Love it! I've always felt that the best 'reveal' is when I discover there's leftover cake in the fridge 🍰🤫📲
I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.
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Sounds like a family tradition worth inheriting! 😂🤪 #KeepingItWeird
Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.
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When worlds collide: The only thing louder than their conversation was the sound of my genius plan backfiring 😅🎙️🔊
In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldn’t divorce you. I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.
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So glad I grew up knowing the greatest parenting hack: just shrink 'em! Guaranteed to keep you grounded… as long as you can find the kids! 🤏😄📏
I love spending my parents’ money, they must pay for bringing me into this world.
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Guess I'm just following the parental payback plan! 💸😆👶