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Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

You lose some, you lose some more.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

Elsa froze her entire kingdom instead of dealing with her feelings. I respect that level of avoidance.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

Funny Quotes Images

15,363

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,284

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Spotted on Telegram:

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

Just landed via Facebook:

Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

Making waves on Threads:

I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again.

Just shared via Threads:

“Just be yourself”—that has gotten me mixed results in the past.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

They should invent crushes that like you back.

Breaking via Pinterest:

If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

Just shared via Slack:

Sometimes I’m like….. what is the point of all this? And then I hang out with the people I love, and for a brief moment, I see.

Trending via Reddit:

I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

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95 shares on Messenger this month:

So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

98 shares on YouTube this month:

I have two dogs: one dominates, the other is a subwoofer.

53 shares on Threads this month:

Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

11 shares on WhatsApp this month:

By 30, you should have settled down with an addiction that works for your lifestyle, no second guessing. You go to work, come home, and [addiction].

90 shares on Discord this month:

People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.

80 shares on Discord this month:

Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

44 shares on Reddit this month:

If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

35 shares on Threads this month:

Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

67 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

37 shares on Twitch this month:

They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

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Hot Jokes 💥

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Having a crush on a girl makes you think things like, yes, let me make more money.

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I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

You can’t confuse me. I already don’t know what’s going on.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s Monday. Please lower your voice and expectations.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Anyone else get excited about going to bed because you know there’ll be coffee in the morning, or is that just me?

19 folks are currently checking 👀

If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

Funny Quotes Images

15,363

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,641

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

I don’t always seize the day. Sometimes I poke the day with my index finger and go, ew, ew, ew, ew.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

I need a room full of mirrors because I want to be surrounded by winners.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to get excited about going home.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

My brain has too many tabs open and one of them is playing music I can’t find.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

The state of my house can best be described as “there seems to have been a struggle”.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Reddit:

I need to be more disciplined and stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

White guys have a slur for other white guys they don’t respect, it’s called ‘buddy.’

Spotted on Reddit:

The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

Spotted on TikTok:

I’m not even a 2nd choice, I’m like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.

Trending via Messenger:

Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

Seen just now on X:

A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.

Going viral on Discord:

At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Due to personal reasons, I won’t be dropping it like it’s hot anymore.

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