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I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

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I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

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The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

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Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

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You don’t scare me, I was married once.

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I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

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You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

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Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

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I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast it had to be done by Elvis.

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All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

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Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

Live now on WeChat:

Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

Live now on Instagram:

Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

Trending via X:

All my small talk is done with a car horn.

Just landed via Discord:

I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it.

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Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

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As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

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Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

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Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

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If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

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“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

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ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

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Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

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There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

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Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

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You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

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I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

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I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

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I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

Just landed via Twitch:

Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

Reported on Telegram:

The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

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Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

Making waves on Instagram:

Discovered a new coping mechanism called lashing out and making your loved ones resent you.

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Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

Trending via Discord:

It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Why is it cute when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle. Yet, when I do it, it’s “concerning”?

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