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Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

Work for a living? In this economy?

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

If I ever die on some hill, rest assured, something fishy is going on.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

Date idea: We watch Breaking Bad and break your bed.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

219 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,488

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,488

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,417

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Trending via Telegram:

Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

Going viral on YouTube:

Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

Just shared via Threads:

‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

Going bananas on WeChat:

“What’s your 5-year plan?” I’ll probably go to the movies next week, I think.

Seen just now on Discord:

Real yearners know yearning is not actually fun.

Trending via Messenger:

Parents saying “I know my child” will forever be the funniest joke.

Just landed via YouTube:

I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

Seen just now on Reddit:

Any house is an Airbnb if you’re quiet enough.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

92 shares on Messenger this month:

Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

75 shares on Telegram this month:

Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

33 shares on Reddit this month:

Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!

71 shares on Threads this month:

If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

21 shares on Messenger this month:

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

87 shares on Discord this month:

Someone needs to invent a theater seat that forcefully ejects you through the roof if you take your phone out during a movie.

56 shares on Slack this month:

They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?

35 shares on Instagram this month:

The worst part about re-watching Home Alone is you just know Kevin’s parents bought this house for like $250K.

41 shares on YouTube this month:

Two things I learned yesterday: I’m not too old to sit in a beanbag chair, but I’m too old to get out of one.

88 shares on Messenger this month:

Being anti-AI right now feels like being one of the few unbitten humans in a zombie apocalypse.

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Hot Jokes 💥

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Silently hoping for a comet to strike, to get out of today’s responsibilities.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Stick with me and you’ll go places. None of them good, but still.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Lord, take away my suffering and give it to anyone who’s ever said, ‘Hey, Grok.’

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

219 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,488

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,488

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,328

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine?

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

You looked so beautiful and combative as we were detained for questioning.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

They should name a personality disorder after me.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Messenger:

Relationship status: We have changed from “I love you” to “I love YouTube”.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Crazy how people can merge perfectly at McDonald’s, but not on the highway.

Seen just now on X:

Hobbies include being misunderstood.

Going viral on Threads:

I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.

Trending via Pinterest:

My husband loves when we fight, and I turn it into a limited series called And Another Thing.

Trending via Pinterest:

Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Is losing your mind a hobby?

Seen just now on Discord:

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

Making waves on Telegram:

To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

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