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Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

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I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

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People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

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This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise.

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You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

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If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

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Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

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Being gracefully insane is the secret to staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

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I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

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Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

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I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

Seen just now on Discord:

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

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Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

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Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

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DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

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“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

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If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

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I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

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Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

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We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

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Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

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Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

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I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

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I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.

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What a strange day. And it has been for years.

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Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

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Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

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The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

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Who called it asking the waiter about the specials and not retrieving data from the server?

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Just landed via Threads:

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

Trending via YouTube:

There’s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

Making waves on Instagram:

There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

Freshly posted on X:

I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

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Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

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How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

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No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

Shared recently on Reddit:

When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

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Talking to the stars because people suck.

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