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My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

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I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!

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I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

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I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

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Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

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Sorry, I can’t come over tonight. I’ve become too invested in these fictional characters and whether or not they will kiss.

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Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

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Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

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Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

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My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

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My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

Live now on Telegram:

Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

Just landed via X:

JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

Just landed via X:

Next month is May. May all the money come to me.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

Spotted on Threads:

Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

Spotted on Twitch:

It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

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I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

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Does anyone know the password to my work computer? Or how to do my job?

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Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

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I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

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I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

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The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

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If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

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Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

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Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

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Spotted on Telegram:

Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

Going viral on Facebook:

If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

Reported on Instagram:

My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

Making waves on X:

Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

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If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

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