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Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡° has bookmarked:

“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.

Someone from πŸ‡©πŸ‡― has downloaded:

Welcome to your 50s. If you don’t have a mysterious ailment, one will be assigned to you shortly.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡¬ has copied:

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡© has copied:

One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡¦ has copied:

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are β€œI haven’t started either.”

Someone from πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡· has viewed:

I’m only dead on the outside.

Someone from πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ has viewed:

Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡Ό has shared:

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡· has copied:

The best part of Thanksgiving is being with family and friends, and a vast array of pies.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡ͺ has copied:

I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

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Funny Quotes Total

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15,374

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Just landed via LinkedIn:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

Just shared via Instagram:

Please don’t ask me to repeat myself. I wasn’t listening either.

Just shared via X:

Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

Breaking via Messenger:

Brains are awesome. I wish I had one.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

Seen just now on Slack:

I don’t know which aunty needs to hear this, but focus on your own child.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

Just shared via Threads:

When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

Going viral on Discord:

Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

54 shares on X this month:

I might be late to a lot of places, but the airport is not one of them.

32 shares on Telegram this month:

I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

60 shares on Messenger this month:

Girls be like, β€œI know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

31 shares on Slack this month:

I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month.

52 shares on Snapchat this month:

Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?

64 shares on Discord this month:

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

28 shares on Twitch this month:

You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

77 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.

79 shares on Reddit this month:

“Thank you for choosing Amtrak.” No problem. There are no other trains.

68 shares on TikTok this month:

Imagine buying a new car, and some superhero throws it at an alien.

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Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

17 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left open, loud noises, and people.

23 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

25 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about.

19 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

20 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

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We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

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I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

12 folks are currently checking πŸ‘€

Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.

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Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

Funny Quotes Data πŸ€“

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

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17,485

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15,374

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Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡― has bookmarked:

Ask a man what a good woman is, and watch him describe a slave.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡Ώ has downloaded:

May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt.

Someone from πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ has viewed:

Millennials are just 30-40-year-olds who look 20-30 years old and feel 80-90 years old.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡± has bookmarked:

Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡¦ has downloaded:

AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

Someone from πŸ‡ΆπŸ‡¦ has viewed:

Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡ͺ has bookmarked:

Hey man, just wanted to reach out and say I loved how much you drank at my wedding last night.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡© has shared:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡Έ has shared:

It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡· has copied:

Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

Social Media Log πŸ’«

Going viral on Reddit:

People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

Just landed via Instagram:

Hello, hi. Don’t invite me anywhere until next year. The money is finished. Regards.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Just being myself is how we got into this mess.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

Just landed via Slack:

Listen up. If he hooks his sunglasses in the front collar of his shirt, he’s got something important to say.

Seen just now on X:

I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

Going viral on Discord:

Why am I scrolling? What am I searching for?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Looking over both shoulders before googling “Chinese burger.”

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