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Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

I stopped adding “Let me know if you have any more questions!” to my emails because don’t email me again.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.

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Shared recently on Messenger:

The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

Going viral on Slack:

9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

Spotted on Messenger:

Most people don’t listen at all, they just wait until they can continue talking.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

Going viral on Threads:

Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

Broadcasted on Threads:

The retirement age needs to be lowered to 40, I’ve had enough.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Need to become a tour guide. I’ve just realized it’s the only job I can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

“Are we still going?” … An introvert’s attempt to cancel.

Funny geometry quotes

Funny geometry quotes 📐 bring a whole new angle to math humor! Whether you’re a shape-shifter or just love a good pun, these witty lines will have you laughing in circles 😂 and feeling acute vibe. Perfect for students, teachers, or anyone who enjoys a clever twist on triangles, angles, and more. Get ready to add some fun to your formulas and make math class a little less square! 🎉✨

New funny geometry quotes 👇

Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

4 days ago

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Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

6 days ago

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When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

2 weeks ago

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Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

2 weeks ago

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A spiral is just a circle that’s afraid of closure.

2 weeks ago

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37 shares on YouTube this month:

Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

19 shares on Facebook this month:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

25 shares on Reddit this month:

Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

13 shares on Twitch this month:

I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

84 shares on Pinterest this month:

I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?

98 shares on Messenger this month:

Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

67 shares on Reddit this month:

Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

91 shares on Instagram this month:

I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”

50 shares on Facebook this month:

A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

82 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

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Maturing is when you’d rather drink your bourbon half-naked on the couch than go out.

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“Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

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On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

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To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

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The problem is I am always the problem.

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It’s important to follow your significant other around the grocery store, not helping, and only hovering like the specter of death.

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Going to bed early is easy, going to sleep early is a whole other set of problems.

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I’ve been alive my whole life, and not once have I seen a commercial for Chinese food.

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Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.

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Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

I don’t think I’d get married again, but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

People see me spending money and think I’m rich. No, bro, I’m just irresponsible.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on YouTube:

If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.

Just landed via Facebook:

I can’t keep up anymore. Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your life.

Just shared via TikTok:

Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

Going viral on WeChat:

I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

Trending via Facebook:

I’m lazy and chubby. I love food, naps, and coffee. I don’t like Mondays, people, and exercise. I never thought I would grow up to be Garfield.

Breaking via Reddit:

I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

Going viral on Instagram:

Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

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