Funny geometry quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the tragic tale of parallel lines – destined to run alongside each other forever, yet never able to share a point of connection. Like ships passing in the night, or two introverts at a party who both desperately avoid eye contact 🚢🌌. It’s a geometry love story for the ages! 😂 #ParallelLinesProblems"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

  Commentary:
  "Geometry be like: 'Why the need for proofs when I look so sharp? 😏✨ Just give me some good angles and call it a day!' 📐🔺 #GeometricScam"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the rhombus got voted off the elementary school island, never to be seen again! 🔺 Farewell, rhombus, you were acute one! 🤣 #GeometryGoneMissing

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew geometry could be so romantic? 💞 When it comes to triangles, love is always acute angle! 😂💖"

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