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Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
4 weeks ago
Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.
3 months ago
When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.
3 months ago
Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.
3 months ago