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If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

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Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

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My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

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Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

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If a man says “I don’t deserve you,” believe him. Because he is about to show you why.

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I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

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If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

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Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

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Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

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The IRS needs special envelopes for when you’re not in trouble.

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Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

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I’m like the Temu version of a well-functioning adult.

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“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

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I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

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I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

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Called in telepathically this morning, so they know I’m thinking of them.

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For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

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Sometimes I look deep into my colleagues’ eyes to check if you really can’t see the back of their skulls.

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Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?

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I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

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I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

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I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

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Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.

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Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

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Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober.

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Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

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Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

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Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

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I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

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Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

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Spotted on YouTube:

I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

Making waves on Discord:

You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

Making waves on Pinterest:

I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.

Reported on Reddit:

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

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It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

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The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

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Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!

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Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

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