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Looks like I’ve finally found my calling in life as the ultimate medium ugly enthusiast; now I just need to work on my wardrobe! 😂👖😎
60 Funny girls quotes
Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height, weight, and size ordered are going to heaven.
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Angels taking notes on my perfect fit ✨📏👼 #FashionGuides
Girls be like, “I hate this man,” then have sex with him.
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Love-hate relationships: translating emotional turmoil into cardio! 😂❤️🔥 #MixedSignals
Girls are perverts when they like you.
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When girls start "investigating" your old Instagram posts, you know you've made it! 😂📚🔍
Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.
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Finally, a scientific breakthrough everyone can agree on: pockets = happiness! 👜🔬😂
There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.
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When your brain hits the emotional refresh button and you're suddenly over it 😂✨ #FreedomDay #JustLikeThat
Girls love a gay best friend until he turns 35 and asks to borrow your womb.
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That moment when your fabulous friend suddenly wants a long-term lease on your personal real estate! 🤔😂🏡
Girls be like, “Baby, I have a great idea,” and it’s a trip you have to pay for.
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Sounds like I just got a surprise vacation that my wallet wasn't ready for! 💸✈️😂
Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.
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Sounds like his chest might need an eviction notice! 😂🏠🎙️
Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument.
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So true! It's like jars have ninja defense systems but couches? They're just doing cardio! 😂💪🥒🛋️