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Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Just realized when I get a partner, that means my family is gonna know that I have feelings.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Mornings would be fine if they started later.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

I miss when you could touch a TV and feel its fur.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

You ever wake up from your dreams impressed? Like, damn, that narrative structure was phenomenal.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Jan 2, 2026

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Freshly posted on TikTok:

I like to establish dominance by yawning the minute someone tries to make small talk with me.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Having children is a pyramid scheme.

Shared recently on Discord:

Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

Breaking via X:

Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

Going bananas on WeChat:

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

Seen just now on YouTube:

FOMO is a summer thing. Winter is all about FOGO (fear of going out).

Going viral on Facebook:

A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb.

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74 shares on Telegram this month:

I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

81 shares on Discord this month:

Sane is boring.

50 shares on Twitch this month:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

97 shares on Threads this month:

The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

40 shares on Telegram this month:

“It gets to a point” is one of my favourite phrases because it literally does get to a point sometimes.

74 shares on Slack this month:

Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

79 shares on Twitch this month:

Architects should try and design a house with no yelling.

74 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

49 shares on Threads this month:

It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

76 shares on Instagram this month:

Every CVS has its own unique energy that’s powerful enough to exalt or destroy the individual.

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Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

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My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

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I identify as Michael Jackson, so my pronouns are “he/hee.”

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My body can’t handle the stress of loving anyone romantically, ever.

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There will always be miserable people inviting you to their misery.

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I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.

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If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

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I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.

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When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

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Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

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15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

I hate when I forget to say something during an argument. Like, hey, let’s argue again, I got better material now.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

You don’t even have to date, by the way. You can just take a break from love and then randomly meet the actual love of your life somewhere you weren’t even supposed to be.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Made a lot of mistakes in my life, but adding more cheese than a recipe calls for isn’t one of them.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Banks: You are broke, so we are going to charge you for being broke.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Telegram:

Accidentally said “normal” when they asked what milk I wanted at the leftist cafe.

Just shared via Telegram:

Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

Going viral on Instagram:

Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

Spotted on Reddit:

Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis.

Just landed via Slack:

One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

Going bananas on Twitch:

I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

Shared recently on YouTube:

“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

Making waves on Facebook:

Let’s go out for carrots sometime.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

Trending via Threads:

Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

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