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Puberty: the awkward magic trick where you suddenly grow a mustache… and you're a girl! 😂🧙♀️✨
82 Funny growth quotes
That masculine urge to completely avoid relationships until you get your life together.
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When your life's a work in progress but you're still waiting for the patch update 😂🚧 #RelationshipPatchNotes
Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.
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Adulting: the only game where leveling up also unlocks self-doubt mode 😂🎮🤔
Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.
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Embracing my "noble antagonist" phase one courteous boundary at a time 😈✨💁♀️
My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.
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Unlocking my inner five-year-old… just need to find my superhero cape and a lifetime supply of cookies! 🍪🦸♂️✨
The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.
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Respect to younger me for the optimism, but now I'm just budgeting for my morning stiffness 😅🧓🔮
Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?
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Getting that spark back hits different! 🔥✨ Depression: 0, Me: 1! 😎✌️
It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.
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When "procrastibaking" has been done 5 times, "Procrastibettering" is next on the to-do list 😂🥐➡️👍
No one is more stressed than someone who has seen their potential and knows they aren’t living up to it.
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When your potential is more elusive than your missing socks 🧦🤔😂
To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.
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Who knew "growth" meant a promotion to chief stress officer? 😂💼🔝