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The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

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Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

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As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

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Agriculture can’t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.

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Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

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Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

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What’s a polite way to tell someone you hope they get mauled by a bear?

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Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

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If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong.

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I had a marvelous time ruining everything.

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I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

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Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

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Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

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Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

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Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

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Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

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That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

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I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

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I lied. There’s no sex. Can you help me put this fitted sheet on my mattress?

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My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

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Funny headphone quotes 🎧 bring a burst of laughter to every music lover’s day! Whether you’re zoning out on your favorite beats or dodging awkward convos, these witty lines hit all the right notes 🎶😂. Ready to embrace your inner headphone addict with a smile? Plug in, tune out, and enjoy the hilarious vibes coming your way! 😎🔊

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Share →: Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

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"When you realize that without headphones, life is just one awkward walk with weird noises. 🎧🚶‍♂️🤔"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

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Ah, the struggle of the old-school wired headphones… The feeling of heartbreak as your favorite song fades in and out, echoing the ups and downs of your emotions 😢 But hey, at least the younger generation won't have to experience the unique pain of untangling those pesky wires! 🎧🤦‍♂️ #BluetoothLife
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

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🤣 Oh, the audacity of teens these days! Asking for noise-cancelling headphones as if it's a present for you to enjoy uninterrupted peace and quiet from their constant chatter. 🎧🙉 Good luck trying to upgrade the art of ignoring your parents, kiddo!

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Dear Aliens, Now would be a good time. Thanks!

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That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

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Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

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All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

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You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

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I embarrass myself in front of myself.

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The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

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Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

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The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

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Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

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I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

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People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

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I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

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Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.

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They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

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Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

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‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?

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My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.

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As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting.

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Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

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