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Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

Just saw onto the sidelines, they literally have enough footballs for all the players, they’re making them fight over that one for no reason.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

May I please come over and curl up in your lap like a cat?

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Facebook:

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

Trending via LinkedIn:

The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.

Just landed via Slack:

I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

Live now on Discord:

I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

Live now on Slack:

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

Trending via YouTube:

The urge to buy people gifts they’ve mentioned they liked once.

Making waves on Snapchat:

It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

Going bananas on Messenger:

You are closer to the street than you will ever be to any billionaire.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

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Social Media Stars ⭐

46 shares on Reddit this month:

Some people shop for designer heels. I shop for nonstop flight deals.

32 shares on X this month:

I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

22 shares on Discord this month:

I have friends in high places (birds).

57 shares on Reddit this month:

One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

51 shares on TikTok this month:

Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

64 shares on Reddit this month:

I woke up alive again.

37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.

92 shares on X this month:

Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

13 shares on Discord this month:

I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

14 shares on TikTok this month:

Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.

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Hot Jokes 💥

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Apparently, the job interviewer doesn’t like it when your biggest weakness is beautiful Latinas.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

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I’m so hungry, I could eat my own cooking.

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Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Drove by a woman with her car broke down, I was going to stop and help until I remembered I don’t know anything about cars or women.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Go ahead and get some sleep, everyone. I’ll stay up and handle the overthinking.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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0 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,609

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I want them to get lice.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left, and oh, how I laughed and laughed.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

Walmart was wild as hell today, so I fit right in.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem?

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Reddit:

Hobbies include being misunderstood.

Just landed via Slack:

If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Turns out I am the autistic one at “movie night,” who thought you’re supposed to actually watch the movie.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.”

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

Breaking via TikTok:

My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

Spotted on Facebook:

Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Apparently, I’m not even going through a lot; I just need money.

Live now on Pinterest:

Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

Going viral on YouTube:

Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

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