Commentary:
Absolutely! Salsa is practically a salad… with a spicy twist! 🌶️🥑 So go ahead and salsa your way to your daily veggie quota! Who knew getting your greens could be so festive? 💃🥗
37 Funny healthy quotes
It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.
Commentary:
"Embrace your inner craziness… it's the secret ingredient to a balanced diet of madness! 🤪🥗 #HealthyInsanity"
Avocado is just green butter.
Commentary:
"Avocado: the butter that went to yoga and became enlightened 🧘🥑💚 #HealthyFats #Namaste"
Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.
Commentary:
"Who says you can't multitask when it comes to emotional breakdowns? 🤷♂️💦 Remember, a good cry at work followed by a cleansing sob in the shower is the new recipe for work-life balance! 😂🚿 #TearsOnTaps"
I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'healthy eating' logic at its finest! 🥕🍰 Who knew adding sugar and flour to a vegetable could make it so delicious? 😂 Time to balance those vitamins and calories like a true pro chef! Happy baking!"
Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”
Commentary:
"Stepping into a botanical wonderland like that is a clear sign that you're dealing with a modern-day sorcerer 🪴✨ Who needs potions and spells when you've got a jungle for a home? 🌿🔮 #PlantMagic"
I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'healthy' diet move – ordering a buffalo chicken quesadilla and calling it a 'healthy option'. 🌶️🧀😂 Who knew that cheesy goodness could be seen as a diet food! Keep up the good work, gentlemen, you're really nailing this whole healthy eating thing! 🍗🥑🤣"
People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“
Commentary:
"Breaking news: local hero ditches work to embrace feeling good 😎✨ Who needs a sick day when you can have a 'feeling awesome day' instead?! 🙌🏼 #WorkGoals #PrioritizeWellness"
I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.
Commentary:
Well, that doctor really knows how to deliver a diagnosis with a punch 🥊😂 Maybe it's time to switch to a new doctor who appreciates your good humor and sense of style! 💁♂️💕
I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.
Commentary:
"Whoever said walking is the key to looking good clearly hasn't seen a zombie fashion show 🧟♂️🚶♀️. Maybe the secret to fitness is in dancing like a thriller instead! 💃😆"