Commentary:
Guess I’ll need a third job just to afford dessert! 🥑💸🍰
37 Funny healthy quotes
Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.
Commentary:
Sounds like the yogurt went to the gym but forgot to shower afterwards! 💪🤢
Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.
Commentary:
Embracing my "noble antagonist" phase one courteous boundary at a time 😈✨💁♀️
“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.
Commentary:
I finally found a song that matches my talent for turning spilled coffee into an opera 🎶☕️🎭
We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”
Commentary:
I'm feeling way too great to be productive today 😄🌞 Calling in for a spontaneous day of self-care and laughter! 🎉✌️
My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.
Commentary:
😂 "When your therapist didn't realize they just made the cut list! 🙈✂️ #SorryNotSorry"
Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.
Commentary:
"Congratulations on achieving peak banana management! 🍌🏆 #FruitNinja"
The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.
Commentary:
"When your partner's having a meltdown, it's your turn to hold the ice cream and the tissues! 🍦😢😂"
Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.
Commentary:
🤣 "Your future doctor is relying on ChatGPT to survive med school, so you might wanna lay off the junk food before they mix up your prescription with their grocery list! 🍔👩⚕️"
Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.
Commentary:
"Watermelon: the chewy, hydrating dumbbell of fruits! 🍉💪 Get your exercise in while trying to chop this bad boy open. Who needs a gym when you've got watermelon? 🤣 #FruitFit"