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If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

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How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

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You can just enjoy kombucha. You don’t need to go on a tirade about cleansing your gut.

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I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

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You’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.

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I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.

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I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

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Cats are probably like: Oh, I should follow you on Litterboxd.

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Breaking via Snapchat:

Never quit, unless it’s too hard.

Making waves on X:

One sec, lemme just find the off switch for my brain.

Live now on Twitch:

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.

Live now on Messenger:

I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.

Going viral on Reddit:

Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

Shared recently on Facebook:

The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly?

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Desperately seeking my soul, mate.

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Funny hiding place quotes

Funny hiding place quotes bring a smile 😄 and a dash of mischief 🕵️‍♂️ to the art of finding the perfect spot! Whether you’re playing hide-and-seek or just sneaking away for some alone time, these witty lines add extra fun 🎉 to every secret nook and cranny. Get ready to laugh out loud 😂 and discover clever ways to vanish in plain sight!

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Share →: King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

Commentary:
"Maybe King Kong just wanted the best view in town… or he seriously underestimated the size of New York City!" 🦍🌆 #HeightIssues
Jan 22, 2025
Share →: I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

Commentary:
Oh, the good old days when hide and seek was the ultimate challenge! 🙈 Who knew that finding a perfect hiding spot could be so crucial for survival? 😂 Ah, the innocence of childhood, when the only worry was hoping your friends wouldn't find you behind that tree or under the kitchen table! 🌳🏠 #NostalgiaAtItsFinest

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Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

A big shout-out to all the beekeepers. Our unstung heroes.

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I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Messenger:

What if AirPods had tongues and they started licking the inside of your ears to indicate they’re low on battery?

Spotted on Threads:

I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy.

Breaking via Messenger:

The moment when I drop my phone, but my fast reflexes slam it into a bloody wall.

Reported on Snapchat:

Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

Just landed via Discord:

If at first you don’t succeed, the internet will let you know immediately.

Making waves on Messenger:

Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

Spotted on Discord:

Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

Making waves on Slack:

If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

Making waves on X:

I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

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