Funny high score quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that mastering the art of relaxation and zen could be so competitive? Watch out, this blood pressure machine might just challenge you to a rematch!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking records like a champ… in the cholesterol game 🏆🍔 Keep reaching for the stars, even if they are made of bacon! 🌟🥓"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

  Commentary:
  🎉💪 Looks like the only game you're winning right now is the one against gravity! Keep up the great work, high score champion! 🏆🎮 #ScaleBoss #FitnessGoals

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