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Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

Someone from 🇰🇮 has shared:

I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

Once this pandemic ends, I’m legit quitting video games and getting a girlfriend for real.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Is anyone else really scared for how stupid and illiterate the next generations are gonna be?

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has downloaded:

I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Jan 2, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on X:

If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

Live now on Telegram:

WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

Live now on Discord:

A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

Making waves on Threads:

Me, as a vampire: Tell me, mortal, have you had any alcohol in the last 24 hours?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch!

Going viral on YouTube:

Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

Funny high score quotes

Funny high score quotes are the ultimate way to celebrate those epic gaming wins 🎮🏆 and hilarious fails 😂🔥. Whether you’re crushing levels or just having a blast, these witty lines add extra flair to your leaderboard legends 🌟👾. Ready to level up your humor game? Let’s dive into some chuckle-worthy quotes that make every score feel like a victory dance 🎉💥!

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Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

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Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

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Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

66 shares on Reddit this month:

Nothing is more awkward than trying to tell an online joke to offline people.

83 shares on YouTube this month:

Imagine thinking you have any clue what’s going on.

66 shares on Threads this month:

I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

40 shares on Snapchat this month:

I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

59 shares on Messenger this month:

Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

78 shares on TikTok this month:

A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.

52 shares on Instagram this month:

A burrito is just a sleeping bag for beans.

44 shares on Pinterest this month:

One day you’ll meet that amazing person who just gets you, and they won’t text you back either.

85 shares on WeChat this month:

Worrying is just worshipping the problem.

48 shares on Messenger this month:

I did nothing wrong. I tried to do nothing and did it wrong.

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Hot Jokes 💥

7 folks are currently checking 👀

A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up, and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life, I don’t know what does.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

In my culture, family is completely unimportant. And we hate food.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

12 folks are currently checking 👀

These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve been commissioned to kiss you on the lips. I need to get this done by tonight.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,330

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Having a crush is so fun, it’s literally just butterflies and delusion.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

This coffee is not coffeeing the way I need it to be coffeeing.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Relationship tip: Make sure you’re the crazy one.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

I’m sorry, being on social media gave you the impression I’m a social person.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via YouTube:

New year; new me. Just kidding. I’m already awesome.

Going viral on WeChat:

When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

Just shared via Facebook:

I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.

Shared recently on Discord:

Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

Live now on Pinterest:

People shouldn’t be at the grocery store the same time as me. Get out of the way.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Normalize booing in the workplace.

Going viral on Twitch:

So basically, companies pay YouTube to show ads, and we pay YouTube to not show ads.

Going viral on TikTok:

Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.

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