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Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

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A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

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Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

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Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

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I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

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As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

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The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

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Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

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“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

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Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.

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Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

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I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

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Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

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Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other.

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You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.

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Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

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Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

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Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

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Funny high score quotes are the ultimate way to celebrate those epic gaming wins 🎮🏆 and hilarious fails 😂🔥. Whether you’re crushing levels or just having a blast, these witty lines add extra flair to your leaderboard legends 🌟👾. Ready to level up your humor game? Let’s dive into some chuckle-worthy quotes that make every score feel like a victory dance 🎉💥!

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4 months ago
Share →: Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

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"Who knew that mastering the art of relaxation and zen could be so competitive? Watch out, this blood pressure machine might just challenge you to a rematch!"
6 months ago
Share →: Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

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"Breaking records like a champ… in the cholesterol game 🏆🍔 Keep reaching for the stars, even if they are made of bacon! 🌟🥓"
6 months ago
Share →: Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

Commentary:
🎉💪 Looks like the only game you're winning right now is the one against gravity! Keep up the great work, high score champion! 🏆🎮 #ScaleBoss #FitnessGoals

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We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

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The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

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Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

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Well, that’s not very in love with me of you.

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No more relationships for me; the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

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We do it every night. Annoy each other.

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I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

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I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

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I dare you to try and be more single than me.

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Trending via LinkedIn:

Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

Making waves on YouTube:

“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

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Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

Making waves on YouTube:

I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

Trending via WeChat:

Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

Reported on Instagram:

I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

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I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

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Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.

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Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

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