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Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

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Sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot.

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Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

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Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

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Do you ever find yourself just thinkin’ about bread?

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Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

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That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

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Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

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Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

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Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

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Spreading quickly via Facebook:

My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

Reported on Messenger:

Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

Making waves on Slack:

The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Being awake is the worst.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

Making waves on WeChat:

Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.

Trending via WeChat:

I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

Reported on Facebook:

I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

Just landed via Reddit:

If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.

Breaking via Messenger:

I hate to brag but I excel at my faults.

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Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ώ has shared:

Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

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Welcome to your 50s: You’re not attracted to anyone who likes you.

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Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

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Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ύ has shared:

If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

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Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

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lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

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You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my cat.

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Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

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Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

Trending via Snapchat:

I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Welcome to your 40s! You’re gonna need several doctors, no matter how many apples.

Making waves on YouTube:

At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

Trending via Slack:

I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

Reported on WeChat:

I’m bad at being sad. Three mins later, I’m making jokes about my situation.

Going viral on Threads:

Funny that all this nonsense just stayed in people’s heads before Twitter came along.

Just shared via X:

The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

Seen just now on Instagram:

On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

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