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Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

Going ballistic. Anyone need anything?

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

I only trust people who give off unemployable energy.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

I’ve cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self-control.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

My favorite delusion is that I just need to get through this week.

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Funny Quotes Total

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Funny Quotes Topics

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Just landed via Twitch:

The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

Spotted on Slack:

One thing I have noticed about getting older is having to stop for a short nap halfway through scrolling down to my year of birth when completing online forms.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

Just shared via Pinterest:

I want to text this person, but I need to have shame and self-respect.

Going viral on YouTube:

They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

Just landed via Threads:

Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

Going viral on X:

Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

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80 shares on Slack this month:

Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.

61 shares on YouTube this month:

Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.

23 shares on YouTube this month:

McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

14 shares on Discord this month:

College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

31 shares on X this month:

Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

89 shares on Instagram this month:

Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

91 shares on Reddit this month:

You’re my least favourite notification.

59 shares on Facebook this month:

Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

10 shares on Facebook this month:

Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

97 shares on Slack this month:

You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

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16 folks are currently checking 👀

They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

“Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

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Sex is fine, but have you ever completed every single thing on your to-do list?

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

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I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

I’m really getting tired of being a responsible adult.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Anyone else smile at old people just to show that you’re one of the good ones.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

Weekends now feel like short commercial breaks in a stressful movie.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

“November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via TikTok:

They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

Just landed via Telegram:

I swear every time I look up from my phone, it’s a different holiday.

Just landed via Messenger:

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I replaced my old flat pillow that hurt my neck with a new fat fluffy pillow that hurts my neck.

Just shared via TikTok:

When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

Spotted on Slack:

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.

Making waves on TikTok:

Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

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