15 Funny illegal quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that a simple pair of leggings had the power to challenge our perception of legality and skin tone! 🤔😂 Let's just hope the fashion police don't catch wind of this scandalous trend! 🚨👮‍♂️ #LeggingsGate"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

  Commentary:
  "Taking a nap and waking up with a headache is like hitting the reset button on your brain, only to find out it's still running the same glitchy software! 💤🤕 #NapFail"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

  Commentary:
  Oh, how fascinating it would be to meet someone who is ILLEGALLY blind! 🤓🚫👀 I mean, legally blind is one thing, but illegally blind? Sounds like they've been bending the rules of sight! Maybe they just can't see the fine print in their vision contract. 😂🔍

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like October 31st is not just for trick-or-treating, but also for some ghosting drama! 👻 Better watch out, or they might haunt your dating life forever… Remember, no boos allowed! 🎃😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, sharing is caring…unless we're talking about my illegal substances! Those are strictly for personal enjoyment only. 🙅‍♂️🚫 #FindersKeepersLosersWeepers"

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