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Who's paying attention to angles when we're all busy judging the crush's wall art choices? 🎨😂💻
107 Funny imagine quotes
Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?
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I feel this in my soul…and my untoned abs! 😂🔥🍔
Imagine thinking you have all the answers.
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Pretending I have the answers, but really just a professional guesser! 🎲🤔
Imagine how bored the person who invented mayonnaise must have been.
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Guess that person really needed a saucy hobby! 🥚😆🥄
Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here looking at soup recipes.
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Trying to soup-er charge my cooking skills while people out there are stewing over nothing! 🍲😂🍜
Imagine the sarcasm they’d dish out if cats could speak.
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Cats would probably insist we bow more and change the channel to the fish tank live stream.
Sometimes you have to sit back and imagine what life could be if it wasn’t a horrifying nightmare.
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Life could be like a never-ending pizza party instead of a rollercoaster in a haunted house 🎢🍕👻
Imagine not sleeping with plushies. You guys are gonna get eaten by monsters.
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Who needs a guard dog when you've got an army of plushies fighting off the under-bed monsters? 🧸👾🛌
Imagine giving someone your heart at Christmas, but the very next day they give it away. Haha, would feel so stupid.
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🎄💔 When you give them your heart for Christmas, but they re-gift it like socks 😂👣
Imagine having someone to come home to who doesn’t have fur.
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I tried it once, but the lack of purring just didn't cut it 😂🐱🏠