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Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

FOMO is a summer thing. Winter is all about FOGO (fear of going out).

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

My ex thinks I’m with someone else, someone else thinks I’m with my ex, everyone wonders where I am. Here I am. Just enjoying my own life.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

Weirdos gonna weird.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,684

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Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I don’t really do one-night stands, but I will do, like, 3-8 months of a semi-toxic, undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I suppose someone has to do all the consuming and obeying.

Just landed via WeChat:

I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

Spotted on Messenger:

Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Going to ask seven friends for advice and then execute my original plan.

Going bananas on WeChat:

That awkward moment you can’t understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

Seen just now on Reddit:

It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

Making waves on X:

My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

Making waves on Messenger:

Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

Seen just now on Twitch:

They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.

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43 shares on Messenger this month:

Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

98 shares on Reddit this month:

I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.

39 shares on Pinterest this month:

The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

25 shares on X this month:

Can’t. Calling out some bullshitters on some bullshit.

55 shares on Instagram this month:

Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

54 shares on Telegram this month:

During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

26 shares on Instagram this month:

So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

66 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

14 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.

98 shares on YouTube this month:

Welcome to your 40s. Your ability to be sneaky will now be hindered by your bones cracking when you walk.

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Hot Jokes 💥

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Instagram should let you extend the run of one story for another 24 hours if the intended target didn’t see it.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Might mess around and reply “history will absolve me” to all work emails.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,263

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Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

I caught my husband eating the last of the ice cream last night. First of all, we are supposed to be dieting together. Second of all, I was going to eat that.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

I hate being at the age where you feel obligated to buy your whole family gifts for Christmas, but also the age where your bank account doesn’t feel obligated to support that.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

Maybe Monday is more scared of us than we are of it… we don’t know.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

Swimming is so embarrassing, everyone can see you want to be alive.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

The Gen Z stare. The millennial pause. Instead, let’s talk about the boomer inappropriate personal question.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

It’s so embarrassing when you make a silly face at a baby, and they do not care at all.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

Please hesitate to reach out.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Please congratulate me on my cool new position! It is the fetal position; I will be in it for a while.

Spotted on Snapchat:

We need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don’t actually like going out.

Making waves on Telegram:

Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

Trending via Discord:

I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

Just landed via Telegram:

If a woman says “Do what you want!”, then for God’s sake don’t do what you want!

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

Spotted on X:

The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Youngest siblings are literally weaponized incompetence, final boss.

Making waves on Pinterest:

You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

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