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Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

“I’m too pretty for this” is a very valid excuse, actually.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

Took a break from social media because my cat was asleep on my phone.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

Welcome to your 50s, your joints are now meteorologists.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

Having seductive eyes is not for the weak. I feel like Medusa.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

If I say I love you, it’s just the apocalypse talking.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

Funny Quotes Images

15,363

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Our dog snores so loud, we had to rename him Grandpa.

Just landed via WeChat:

Only time I believe a man is when he tells me that I’m pretty.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Alexa, turn off the planet.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

Spotted on Slack:

The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.

Shared recently on Discord:

According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only 4 days until Christmas.

Shared recently on X:

When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts.

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15 shares on X this month:

Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

21 shares on WeChat this month:

Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.

38 shares on Reddit this month:

You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

94 shares on Pinterest this month:

Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

99 shares on Instagram this month:

Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

91 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

65 shares on Threads this month:

I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.

28 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you don’t have anything nice to say, sign up for Twitter.

73 shares on Telegram this month:

My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

38 shares on Snapchat this month:

Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

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22 folks are currently checking 👀

A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I have officially reached the age where I am bothered by lights being on, doors left open, loud noises, and people.

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Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

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A selfie only a mother could like.

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Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.

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The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

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You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

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Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

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Work beers should be a daily thing.

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Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

94 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,363

Funny Quotes Topics

17,479

Funny Quotes Images

15,363

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,472

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

Normalize having a threatening aura, but really just being a sweetheart.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

I was telling my sister that I’ve been going to the gym recently, and my nephew said, “You should go inside when you get there,” and I don’t think I’ll ever recover from that.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

Going viral on Telegram:

Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

Shared recently on Telegram:

Onion rings? I’m answering.

Just landed via YouTube:

Not my circus, but I’ve grown quite fond of its monkeys.

Just shared via TikTok:

Had to sit with a straight face while my landlord told me I was paying his rent and mortgage for him.

Trending via Telegram:

The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

Live now on YouTube:

“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

Spotted on Discord:

We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

Just landed via TikTok:

I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

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